Thursday, November 22, 2007
A DRUNKEN reveller told cops he was going to have sex with a park FENCE, a court heard.Daniel French, 24, had climbed into the locked park and made “sexual motions” towards iron railings, it was claimed.Then he told police: “I’m going to have sex with a fence.”Prosecutor Philip Lemoine told City of Westminster magistrates French was spotted by police in the early hours.He said: “The gardens were locked and police asked French to leave.He was drunk and there were some sexual motions — drunken silliness — to the railings.“He said words to the effect of, ‘I’m going to have sex with that fence’.”French, who admitted being drunk and disorderly, said cops bullied him. He added: “The suggestion I was trying to do something sexual to the railings is disgusting.”French, of Stevenage, Herts, walked free from court because he had been in custody since his arrest at the weekend.Last week Robert Stewart, 51, was given three years’ probation in Ayr, Scotland, for having sex with a bicycle.
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